nadiahilker:

• mortal enemies accidentally showing up in matching costumes every fucking year
  
• we team up for the couples contest every year as friends but this year you’re with someone else and i’m definitely Not Jealous and definitely Not Realising Feelings
  
• i love halloween and you hate it so a) how will we raise the children and b) don’t think for a second you’re getting out of the skit i have planned for the trick or treaters
  
• we hate each other but we were invited to a mutual friend’s party and were warned to be civil so you complimented my costume and fuck you, i haven’t changed yet
• strangers who hooked up at a party while in costume but tbh i might be in love with you so i’m gonna walk this earth looking for the right woodland nymph 
• or, we’re in costume and i know exactly who you are but pretend i don’t so i have an excuse to make out with you just once 
• you’re a cop here to break up the party but i thought it was a costume and may have made some inappropriate suggestions regarding your handcuffs
• i’m sick on halloween but told you to go have fun at the party anyway but instead you surprised me with a blanket fort, tons of candy and all my favourite scary movies 
• i’m the only one who gets your costume and apparently that makes you wanna rip my clothes off
• we’re secret friends with benefits and you accidentally wore my shirt to to the party so you’re pretending you came as me and it turns out your impression of me is on point and you know me better than you know myself are you sure you’re not in love with me??