funkymbtifiction:

companionrose:

I got a lot of requests anyway, so I figured I should just put it all in one place for convenience. Remember that everyone will display some of the negative traits of their type. It’s when it becomes extreme that real trouble sets in. Also, I’ll do an example of healthy types next. Just to tone down the negativity.

ISTJ: I’ve realized the only way to get by in this world is to look after yourself and yourself only. I eat too much, I drink too much, and I don’t care. I do everything “by the book”, and I’m paranoid that any slight deviation will cause my world to collapse. Everything that can go wrong, will. I judge others more than I judge myself, and I never explain my reasoning or feelings to anyone.

ESTJ: I’ve got a mean temper, I can hold a grudge forever, and I’m kind of controlling. But someone’s gotta enforce the rules, and I’m just doing what’s best for all of us. People say I’m not nice and don’t think about their feelings, but I don’t really give a damn.

ISFJ: I’ve got the tsunami of emotional issues, but I have no idea how to express them without snapping at you. I’ve got poor judgement, and sometimes it makes me fall for cheap tricks and cons I should really see through. I want things so so, and I tend to think my opinions about things are the most important. I’m also paranoid.

ESFJ: I hate logical reasoning, and I will become spiteful, emotional, and unreasonable if you attempt to use it on me. I see myself as a victim in a world of bad people, and I’m not going to allow those in the wrong to taint my life (and by those in the wrong, I mean those who don’t agree with me). I’m easily taken in by religion and the media—anything I can use to back my opinions as universally “right”.

ISTP: I’ve started rejecting anything out of my comfort zone, and will throw away someone or something entirely if they try to take me out of it. My emotional reactions are a little…stronger than any particular situation calls for. I’ve become somewhat of a hermit that hurts people’s feelings and rejects any kind of “institution” (social, political, etc). I’ve got no idea how to express myself.

ESTP: I’m a little stir-crazy. If there’s not something to do, I get anxious, upset, and turn to some seriously dark thoughts. I’ve learned how to manipulate others wonderfully, and I’m overconfident about my own smarts—to my detriment. I hate commitments of any kind. I’m horribly overbearing to everyone in my life.

ESFP: I’ve stopped thinking about anything, ever. I do things spur of the moment, for fun, and am busily racking up debts I’ll never pay off. I don’t even consider how my wild lifestyle is affecting those around me, and any criticism about it turns me into a hypocritical mess. You only live once, and I’m going to live like someone else will pay the bills.

ISFP: I drift around like a leaf on the wind without much concern for anything. I’m possibly doing large amounts of weed because I think it opens my mind and makes me more artistic—even though I’m not doing much art anymore. I’m letting people support my irresponsible lifestyle and when they hesitate, I get furious.

ENTJ: Feelings? Ew. I have no desire to have them or understand them, as everyone I see “in tune” with them is an idiot that makes horrible choices. I’ve become obsessed with control, and I refuse anything where my control is limited. Everyone is against me, and I am always right. And if you somehow prove me wrong? It’ll never happen again, and you will pay a price for your victory.

INTJ: I’ve become so lost in the fantasy world inside my head that I’ve ceased doing anything to make it a reality. Instead, I spend my time doing mind-numbing activities like watching TV and eating too much. I am arrogant, sarcastic, proud, and have no evidence that I have any reason to be so. I’m the definition of a wasted genius. And an asshole.

ENTP: I’ve always got an idea (or a million) but nothing ever comes of any of them. Someone or something is always getting in my way, and ain’t nobody got time for that. Why do people get so hung up on details, anyway? Once I’ve got all the ideas figured out, I move on—even from people. What can I say? I’m bored. Also a little Gilderoy Lockhart with my attitude.

INTP: I’ve got a little isolated lately. Everything is illogical, and I’m staying away from that like it’s a plague. The world is a mess, man. Big brother is watching you! Everyone’s trying to control you, but they won’t get me! I can’t communicate my feelings or ideas to others, and I’m oblivious with relationships. Also totally inappropriate socially.

ENFJ: I’m ridiculously manipulative, and ridiculously good at it. Instead of using my insight about people to help, I’m using it for my control. I’m smothering everyone around me, and I’m not taking time to worry about what I need to be doing. I can’t face conflict, and I have trouble with personal morals. I basically judge rightness or wrongness on what everyone else thinks.

INFJ: I’m quick to judge, but slow to take a look in the mirror. I’m closed off to ideas different from my own. I can’t stand conflict or criticism of any kind, and I’m horrible with daily necessities and their management. I expect much from myself, much from others, and I’m stuck like glue to people I should be letting go of.

ENFP: I’m kind of a sucker. I’m like a volcano—I’ve got all this anger beneath the surface about people (especially controlling ones) but I don’t address it right away. Instead, I let it boil until it explodes and surprises everyone. My problems aren’t my fault, they’re everyone else’s. I can’t commit to anything, and I’m getting a little druggy, boozy, and sex-addicted.

INFP: You better be walking on eggshells, because I see criticism everywhere. I can’t even think about people who have different opinions than I do, and I’m angry most of the time. I’m broody, have too high expectations to have friends, and I’m generally just weird. I have no understanding of other people’s point of view, and I get very stressed when they try to express it.