raphaelsantiagace:

• simon forcing magnus to marathon old movies with him
  
• magnus complains about the mummy movies being “inaccurate” when simon Knows magnus wouldnt have been alive before the mummies were made
• he may be a warlock but hes not that old
• magnus helping simon with his training
• magnus almost kicking simon out when he walks in on simon using his vampire strength by breaking down doors to all star by smash mouth
• @ me all you want but for revenge for the shitty movie marathon magnus makes him binge watch soap operas with him
• magnus doesnt even like the soap operas much, he just thinks simon’ll hate them
• jokes on him though, because it’s four o’clock in the morning and simon’s throwing popcorn at the tv and yelling about how stupid jesse is for trusting hope when shes obviously the evil twin
• magnus helps simon get accustomed to the downworld
• he picks out his clothes for parties, and simon’s never looked better in his life, meanwhile he’s Shook by how great magnus looks all of the time
• seriously does magnus ever get tired of looking good, simon needs to know for science
• anyways, they 100% get drunk and do the best damn karaoke the world has ever seen
• magnus insists on couples costumes for halloween but simon insists on going as batman
• they compromise
• catch magnus in his best catwoman costume
• bo i,,,, when they get feelings for each other,,,,,,,,,
• simon doesnt really like being touched thats canon he flinches from people and yells at them to stay away
• so when he and magnus get together he makes sure to tell him that they might not move as fast as normal couples would
• and magnus smiles softly and tells him “its okay, i have all eternity to wait” 
• luke doesnt have to give magnus that much of a Talk because theyre friends and he knows that magnus would never hurt simon intentionally
• but he’ll be damned if he doesnt give him the talk anyways
• IMAGINE THEM IN A FIGHT TOGETHER
• boi the shadow world would be shook
• simon makes snarky comments that magnus chuckles at as they take down circle members together
• them getting separated and the Iconic “im glad youre okay” kiss :’)
• anyways simonmagnus would be really lit i love me some rarepairs