hatehateslove:

listen i have a lab final in 5 hours and im running on painkillers and espresso jUst listen 

• Andrew Minyard could snap you in half. 
• Andrew is 5′ feet even, probably weighs somewhere between 130 and 150
• mostly pure muscle don’t get me wrong 
• and could bench press Neil sitting on KEvin 
• LisTEN
• he has the waist/chest ratio of a d o r i t o 
• Think steve rogers but smol and angry 
• THINK STEVE ROGERS BUT SMOL AND ANGRY 
• Andrew is one of those people you look at and you wonder how their sleeves havent ripped
• NEIL GOT HIM A T-SHIRT THAT HAS “DON’T NEED A PERMIT FOR THESE GUNS” W/ ARROWS GOING TO HIS BICEPS AS A JOKE
• ANDREW WEARS IT AROUND THEIR APARTMENT ALL THE TIME 
• PLEASE 
• Andrew is one of those people you dont even dare think of fighting bc you just /know/ he could pummel you to mush with his bare hands 
• you’d thank him but that’s besides the point 
• Andrew also keeps his arms folded a lot 
• like he does is absentmindedly,when he doesn’t really knwow hat to do with his hands, h just folds his arms 
• and 
• that flexes his arms 
• classmates are swooning 
• there’s a betting pool, idek what about but money changes hands as soon as Andrew leaves the room
• ONE LAST POINT IM ALMOST DONE 
• NICKY, Aaron, KEvin, and NEil all lost to Andrew at arm wrestling 
• it becomes a competition 
• Matt tries his hand
• ha pun not intended 
• it ends on a tie
• Matt’s red in the face
• Allison and Renee try too, but to no avail 
• Wymack’s nodding in thought, maybe amusement who knows
• Dan breezes by, sits down, and beats Andrew within 14 seconds 
• Matt starts crying 
• Nicky’s yellin g 
• I’m sscreaming 
• i need to catch up on a weeks sleep in the next 4 hours and cram a semester’s worth of info at the same time 
• Im sorry for this mess